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Ed ONeill League
4-14-2260
Al Parsons First Base
Retired (2030, Age 34)
CAREER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA
AVG .128 Total Rating B-   Bats/Throws R/R
OPS .381 Status Deceased (2053) Option Years 0  
H 5 Age at Death 57 Date of Birth 08-17-1996
HR 0 Drafted Round 2, Pick 20
(2014)		 Majors Svc Time 0 years
(33 games)
RBI 1
SB 0
OFFENSE PITCHING MENTORING
Contact vs. R C+ Contact vs. L B- Endurance B-   Ldrship A-
Power vs. R C+ Power vs. L B  Velocity D+   Mentor vR B 
Speed C  Bunt F  Control F    Mentor vL A+
POSITIONS DEFENSE/HEALTH POSTSEASON
 C * --- SS --- Range B  WS Rings 0
1B A+ (100%) LF --- Arm C+ WS Appearances 0
2B --- CF ---   Health F  LCS Appearances 0
3B --- RF ---   Injured Days 0 All Star Teams 0
* League requires 90% rating to start at catcher.

  Skill grades calculated using approximate current ratings minus past improvements.
Year OS Age  Contact vs R   Power vs R   Contact vs L   Power vs L   Speed   Arm   Range 
201418D+D+C C D C C 
201519C-C-C C+D+C C 
201620C C-C+C+D+C C+
201721C C C+C+D+C C+
201822C C C+B-C-C+C+
201923C C C+B-C-C+B-
202024C C B-B-C-C+B-
202125C+C B-B-C-C+B-
202226C+C+B-B C-C+B 
202327C+C+B-B C-C+B 
202428C+C+B-B C C+B 
202529C+C+B-B C C+B 
202630C+C+B-B C C+B 
202731C+C+B-B C C+B 
202832C+C+B-B C C+B 
202933C+C+B-B C C+B 
203034C+C+B-B C C+B 
Career Transactions
DateTransaction
2030-11-01Al Parsons has retired from the Free Agency Pool
2029-10-23The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have waived Al Parsons.
2029-10-03The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have designated Sap Clark for assignment. The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have designated Jack Hornsby for assignment. The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have designated Al Parsons for assignment.
2029-09-12The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have promoted Jack Hornsby to the major league team. The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have promoted Al Parsons to the major league team. The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have promoted Sap Clark to the major league team.
2029-09-12The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have acquired Al Parsons from the waiver wire.
2029-04-18The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have waived Al Parsons.
2029-04-04The San Francisco Shorn Scrotums have designated Al Parsons for assignment.
2028-09-19The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have promoted Al Parsons to the major league team.
2028-09-19The San Francisco Butthole Surfers have acquired Al Parsons from the waiver wire.
2017-10-11The Tampa Bay Thunderchickens have waived Al Parsons.